1 of my favourite jokes, I couldn't resist myself from posting it.
Killing English
1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U
Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling
Cigarette... ? "
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The
Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going
Out Of The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The Back
Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be
Fallen Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When
The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch
The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem.
And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not
Oning" (Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write
Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is
Revolving Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am
Madhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll
HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK
AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us...
"My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My
Daughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially
Mother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys
Outside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend
Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You
Understand. Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The
Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep
Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly
I Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit
Outside, The Understand
